Want to know how I pass my parking test in one shot?

THIS IS HOW IT IS.BABEH~!!!!XD
ok, stop the nonsense and high tension, let's get down to real business!!!

Well, to be honest, it's not that I have somekind of secret weapon or whatever. And neither that I'm extremely talented or whatsoever ya' know.

I AM A GENIUS!!!!!:D

btw, down too business, down to business, gosh I can't even stand myself talking nonsense here LOL
The thing is,

I just simply follow the book that every new driving learner will get.
The one that shows u the method of parking you know?
And I wrote ALL instructions that my teacher told me to .Like how when to turn left or right or use a stool as a signal..BLA BLA BLA.
These are my secret papers~~~
(DON'T TELL ANYONE U SAW THIS)
*but everyone knows already ....*__*;;


just follow what i wrote on these papers, and u might get a good grade for parking!!! :D
*only 5 % guarantee*
BELANJA ME IF U PASS!!!!

First of all, u need to straighten your steering wheel.
2. If there is a arrow like thingy on the road, make sure the arrow is more to your steering wheel!
3. And keep that position, REVERSE!
3. Now, there will be a sign board (no matter what picture it is, just use it as a sign), close one of your eyes, reverse until u saw 3/4 of the signboard (means there's only 1/4 left when u finished reversing), stop (i mean break so that u dun move.)

4. And now, just follow whatever is written on the dirty paper :D
5. The writings in picture 3, where there i wrote "4 something" means using ur side mirror, look at the black and white stools at the back, until u see the Fourth column of the black and white stool, turn ur steering 2 times to the right.

6. Now, using your side mirror again(or if you're short look out the window better), notice there's a black line beside u, that the guidance line for u to get in properly. Look at it and reverse until u almost saw the end of the black line, turn your steering 4 times to the left n reverse.

7. After u finish reversing , you just drive straight , DO NOT DO ANY UNNECESSARY MOVES ON YOUR STEERING BY THIS TIME!!Free your gear, and raise ur hands! the judge in charge will check whether you're OK. (if you're ok, than only u move on to the next step)
8. Now again, reverse IN A STRAIGHT LINE!! to the back. And after that turn 4 times your steering to the right.Now, change ur gear into "D" and drive forward.

9. now , do u see the line i drew there? I mean the slanted line. Just drive forward until ur side mirror is perpendicular (same line) as the slanted line. (It's a corner in reality)
10, After that, turn 3 times your steering to the left and HOLA!!!you r done!:D

man, typing this is tiring. But, remembering the steps are even more torturing, So, i hope u guys somehow improve ur parking just by reading this!